- me: *checks the time* well, would you look at that
- me: it's time for me to masturbate
the amount of time it’s been since dinosaurs were on this planet is too extreme. my brain can’t conceptualize 66 million years. dinosaurs have always been 66 million years in the past like back when the cavepeople were chilling around they were also approximately 66 million years…
"mary knew sherlock would liv-"
- Vera: When people come out as queer I'm always confused because i think everyone's queer
- me: Same though
- Vera: Someday Emma Watson's going to come out and you and i are going to be like "...yeah?"
- me: I mean that fucking photoshoot you know the one i mean it was super fucking gay I think we all know
- Vera: Right though that was so gay like that was gayer than I am
- me: And you're pretty gay
- Vera: Oh my god I am so gay