May 2013
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diverged:
I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months
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Happy Birthday Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, sorry that...
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veiledsentiments:
The Hannibal fandom is the creepiest, yet politest fandom ever.
to be fair our motto is ‘eat the rude’
so
you know
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it's a quadrumvirate thing: what if →
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spikeface:
what if stid and all that business about marcus and offensive defense and breaking the prime directive is really all about the slippery slope to empire and this “alternate universe” is really the mirror universe and we’re just seeing how it starts
#oh no i really want this #because it would be an AOS version of the mirror!verse #one where evil isn’t as obvious as...
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captainmoi:
George R.R. Martin can’t tweet because he’s killed off all 140 characters
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paintmyspirit-green:
The Problem with ‘Boys Will Be Boys’
For months, every morning when my daughter was in preschool, I watched her construct an elaborate castle out of blocks, colorful plastic discs, bits of rope, ribbons and feathers, only to have the same little boy gleefully destroy it within seconds of its completion.
No matter how many times he did it, his parents never...
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geometricdeathtrap:
metallikato:
generallegendary:
metallikato:
jewelstaites:
how to give a good handjob
bop it
pull it
twist it
harder
better
faster
stronger
You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about
Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
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