February 2012
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Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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 theclearlydope: How pissed would Leo Dicaprio be if someone played him in a biopic of his life and won an Oscar?
Feb 1st
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teacher: what unit of measurement-
me: in daylights
teacher: thats not-
me: in sunsets
me: in midnights
teacher: you cant-
me: in cups of coffee
teacher: thats impossi-
me: in inches
teacher: yes! thats what i-
me: in miles
teacher: but you just-
me: in laughter
me: in strife
teacher: *opens mouth*-
me: in five hundred-twenty five thousand-six hundred minutes
teacher: well in this case you dont measure in ti-
me: how about looooooooooooooooove
teacher: i give up
me: measure in looooooooooove
teacher: out
me: seasons of loooooooooooooooove (attempt to harmonize with myself)
Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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January 2012
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Sherlock Theory #431: John becomes sort of a vigilante type, and he targets Moran without knowing it’s Moran. But Sherlock is after Moran too, obviously. Sherlock and Moran end up in a face-off, and John frantically shoots Moran because he sees someone (he doesn’t know it’s Sherlock yet; dramatic effect) being threatened. ALL THE STUDY IN PINK PARALLELS.
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Straight women: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
Gay guys: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
Straight guys: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
Lesbians: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
Neil Patrick Harris: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
Jan 31st
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Singing Moon River in choir next week, which is one of my fondest childhood songs. However, the sheet music is transposed up a fifth from how I know it, and it’s very distracting. On a related note, unf Audrey Hepburn.
Jan 31st
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I kind of want Sherlock to return to John in the most dickish way possible, just like in the ACD canon. “My dear Watson, I owe you a thousand apologies. I had no idea that you would be so affected.” Uh huh. Jerk. And then John punches him and they run off into the sunset solving crimes.
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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I love catching my cat doing something foolish. And then when she notices me watching, she starts acting all serious and nonchalant. Silly Miss Pond.
Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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haha, I can tell that this screenshot is reversed. I adore this movie.
Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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This is a shirt. I might need this shirt.
Jan 29th
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Now that I’ve jumped off a cliff and swam with great whites, I have this to do.
Jan 29th
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This pleases me.
Jan 29th
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They don’t see this often… so it’s happened before? I love Canada.
Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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“Yeah, welcome to the club,” Rory says. “The ‘You Were Dead But Now You’re Not’ Club.”
Jan 29th
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Oh, the nostalgia. Goonies never say die. Also, hi there baby!Sean Astin.
Jan 29th
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“John, I told you not all heroes come from Gryffindor when I was eleven years old,” Sherlock says carefully. “I’ve come to learn that they don’t exist.” I really really love the internet.
Jan 29th
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“Yeah, but that’s what makes it so special. Sure we have to go back home...”
Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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Basically me in third grade. And then I got bored and cynical and came out as a Slytherin.
Jan 29th
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My most favorite moment of all the films.
Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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“It’s just… I’ve never talked to a snake before.” Can anyone tell me the definition of foreshadowing?
Jan 29th
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“There there, Hagrid. It’s not really goodbye, after all.”
– Dumbledore
Jan 29th
THIS MUSIC. ALL THE NOSTALGIA.
Jan 28th
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Starting Sorcerer’s Stone as soon as I finish defrosting the frozen waffles. It probably won’t be a very interesting liveblog. I usually end up squeeing over how little and adorable they all are.
Jan 28th
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My brother wrote a story about me. Seriously,...
Jan 28th
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Tell me about it. Stud.
Jan 28th
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“Sandy, you can’t just walk out of a drive-in!”
– Danny
Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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Rizzo: I've got so many hickeys people are gonna think I'm a leper.
Kenickie: Cheer up, a hickey from Kenickie is like a Hallmark card.
Jan 28th
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So I just realized that Grease is just about the most heterosexual movie I own. And it’s a musical. A musical that involves this ambiguously gay duo/heterosexual life partners:
Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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Sexiest cast ever.
Jan 28th
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Have you ever been so angry that you threw a raptor into a model skeleton of yourself?
Jan 28th
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Also, the speeds of the various dinosaurs changes with the plot. If you have an animal that wants to eat you and can run at cheetah speed, why would it come after you at the speed of a four-year-old on a bike with training wheels?
Jan 28th
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I also like how the rexes can turn their ground-shaking function on and off as the plot dictates.
Jan 28th
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I don’t care that the velociraptors in Jurassic Park are about two and a half times too large. I do care that they present oversized raptors as real life canon.
Jan 28th
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