Rick Santorum

sentry-the-defiant:

While the vast majority of people on here and anywhere else dislike/hate him for his views, I’m finding myself to agree with everything he is talking about, especially these two topics.

First, homosexuality. If there’s one thing I dislike, it’s gay rights. I don’t really have a problem with gay people, but I don’t approve of gay marriages. It’s against God in every possible way. America was founded on God-believing men and that’s the way it needs to stay!

Second, banning porn. I believe banning porn would be a great thing! I, myself am having problems overcoming my porn addiction, not allowing me to be as close to God as I’d like. I blame the porn. Porn is irrelevant and it’s a sin! 

With all that said, I will be voting for Rick Santorum. He’s a good, Catholic man who wants to restore America! Did I mention he’s against abortion too?? Another reason why I’m voting for him. Let’s make this country a God-loving country! God bless Rick Santorum and God bless everyone!!!


Santorum 2012. FTW!

Okay, it’s both too late and too early for me to be awake, and that makes me have intense feelings about things I normally wouldn’t react to as much. So we’re going to have a simple discussion about government and people and a little thing I like to call basic human rights.

First of all, I’m going to have to ask you to take everything to do with religion out of your argument. For one thing, many of the founders of America, while deists, were not entirely Christian. For another, the Constitution clearly states the guarding of something I tirelessly uphold: separation of church and state. That means that the government cannot make laws or decisions based on any religion.

Now, homosexuality: I doubt you realize how hypocritical you are being when you say you “don’t really have a problem with gay people, but [you] don’t approve of gay marriages,” so I’m going to spell it out for you. That’s like me saying “I don’t really have a problem with other races, but I just don’t like those Asians.” You are the worst kind of homophobic, the kind that hides your true, ugly thoughts behind a blanket statement of false acceptance.

Porn! God, I love porn. You have no idea how many thousands of words of deliciously dirty gay smut fic I read in a week. Did you know that the porn industry pulls in larger revenues than Microsoft, Google, Amazon, eBay, Yahoo, Apple, and Netflix combined? Porn is literally what is holding our crappy economy together. Yay! Also, I’m going to say this as pithily as possible: there is nothing wrong with porn. There is nothing wrong with sex. There is nothing wrong with enjoying sex.

And now to my absolute favorite thing to argue about of all time (my sarcasm hand just hit the ceiling, did you see it?): abortion! Since we’ve already agreed to leave the dear lord and savior out of this, let’s move on to your next argument. Let me guess: abortion is murder! That’s a baby! You monster! Mmhmm. Now I’ll bring up the fact that a fetus is not sentient until about 23 weeks, which is incidentally when the lungs are formed enough for it to be capable of survival outside the womb. Oh! Isn’t that the cut-off week for legal abortions? Can’t imagine why. Outlawing abortion removes a good portion of the rights of a little over half the population of the country. Women have the right to choose what they want to do with their body, and they do not deserve other people telling them what they can and cannot do.

So after all that, it might be a surprise to you to find out that I will not be voting for Rick Santorum. I think I’d like to keep my rights as a porn-watching gay woman.