Why couldn’t Thor’s hammer break Captain America’s shield?
BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
uh excuse me wasn’t it adamantium
no it’s vibranium
you mean FREEDOMIUM
Aren’t wolverine’s bones made of adamantium?
No, Wolverine’s bones are made of crystalized maple syrup and universal health care.
ALL TRUTHS.
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Idiot Skywalker
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99% of tumblr users wont reblog this because it wont fit in with their blogs or will make them “ugly” reblog if you are in the 1% that will
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love how this started off deep…then sherlockians attacked…
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- Argus Filch and the Students Out of Bed
- Argus Filch and the Graffiti Everywhere
- Argus Filch and the High Cost of Painting Repair
- Argus Filch and the Massive Crowd That Leaves Trash Everywhere
- Argus Filch and the Best Year Ever
- Argus Filch and the Ruined Bathroom
- Argus Filch and the Worst Mess He’s Ever Seen
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what i’ve learned about game of thrones via tumblr:
- there is a guy named jon snow everyone likes
- he may or may not be gay with another dude
- if not, there are two other gay dudes
- there’s a hot blonde chick named dany who likes dragons
- she also ate a heart
- the children are badass
- except one named geoffery who is apparently a little bitch
- and no one likes him
- sex sex sex
- cool clothes
- winter is coming
Ha this is pretty accurate
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